Category Archives: Words

Things I have typed.

Cards Against Humanity Review

Cards Against Humanity is a group game of madlibs. You get a black card with blank spots, you use a white card to fill that spot. Here is a picture of a typical game: Should you play Cards Against Humanity? … Continue reading

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Saving myself the need to get angry each and every time, I’ll get it all out in one purge here…

A small selection of the stupidest comments/arguments that I see ALL THE TIME on the internet and today they’re bugging me: 1. No I’m not wrong, I’m giving my opinion. Your opinion is wrong. 2. I’m not a feminist, I’m … Continue reading

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ACT Policing’s new underage drinking video is comedy gold.

I write for the RiotACT. Here is something I wrote for them about a video that might have noble goals, but comes off and a little stupid and sexist. Here’s the video: The rant is after the break.

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The Last Prom.

From the column ‘This Editor Envisages’ in the July 24th edition of Australian Occult Monthly. The exact nature of the coming apocalypse has been debated heavily over the past few years, and with each passing day in 2012 the desire to … Continue reading

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Straight white male gamers.

I think a lot about video games. I care greatly about gaming as a hobby, as an artistic medium, as a culture. I very much identify myself as a gamer. Sometimes I am embarrassed by this. Not because of some idea that … Continue reading

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A touching coming of age story.

This Tuesday I am performing at Now Hear This a storytelling night put on by the ABC as a part of the 2012 You Are Here festival. Here is a draft of the story I’ll be performing.

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Sexy Bikini Assassins from the Blue Planet!

THE SCRIPT TO THE TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE! I am often of the opinion that many trailers are far superior to the movies they are made about, in fact many of the finest trailers are created about the worst movies. … Continue reading

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